BAM BITCHES!!

Where's Waldo??

2011-04-15T09:46:00.000-07:00

It has been a hot minute since I have updated, but I have not forgotten you all...I swear. Somewhat busy with my new adventure. Let's play...Where's Lupe.

My dick look like super size....

2010-10-08T12:41:00.000-07:00

Your dick look like two fries. OH NOES! If you ever had the hankerin to know what BritFar's dick looked like....well..."the more you know"-GI Joe.

And since I got ya'll singing Mickey now, here...enjoy...

Well wishes needed....

2010-10-08T12:24:00.000-07:00

as Lupe and Whorski delve into an adventure of THIS kind of epic proportion this weekend. Yes, tall girl and fat kid are going to try to stumble themselves into being FOOTBALL PLAYERS!

I am not sure there is enough Red Bull to make this happen, but we shall see. Line players are supposed to be fat, right? Run...they don't need to run, riiight? Okay, I'm good.

Yaaaawnn...

2010-10-06T14:06:00.000-07:00

What did I miss?

Ohhh...

2010-10-06T13:55:00.001-07:00

Birdman...WHY can't you be MINE??

Bye week blues...

2010-10-04T12:50:00.000-07:00

Nothing sucks worse than a bye week to kill your rolling start of a season. Football felt a little less meaningful without my favorite jersey on. I think less beer was actually consumed, which for Lupe is a definite sign of depression.

Bye weeks not only make a longing in your heart for YOUR team to play while you watch everyone else, but also tend to be the start of havoc wrecking for fantasy. I swear to it, ONE of these years I will learn to plan with those little numbers by the name, not just scramble on the dreaded BYE week. Tis okay, and lesson learned. Welker, you put up 14 little points tonight, and you sir, have saved my ass.

But on the bright side, my Chiefs are still the only undefeated record of the season....had someone told me I would be saying that the first week of October, I would have had to pull the bullshit card. But here I am, very happy and hoping this week we can make our fair share of Super Payton Pouty Faces™.

I'm sure my blues will fade with the always welcome MNF in addition to MND (Monday Night Darts) I shall leave you with a parting gift of maybe my favorite MNF commercial ever...

I CUT THE SLEEVES OFF CAUSE IT LOOKS COOL....NOW GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!

3 and Mother Trucking O

2010-09-30T10:04:00.000-07:00

First order of business...my liver and I survived Vegas yet again. Sorry for the delay in posting, I just take advantage of the fact you are all used to it by now.

Yeah, I need to post, because when ever have I got to be this excited about Chiefs football for a long ass time.

I would like to start this post by saying, yeah...McCluster was my last round steal in fantasy and I started him last week in my flex. I was in the shower listening to the game, and about tore the shower curtain down yelling "GO GO GO GO" as he broke out and ran for touchdown. Happily there was no sliding and naked hospital-shower-concussed mishaps. Also, I finally broke my losing streak in fantasy.

But, all that fails to compare to being able to say CHIEFS...AFC WEST LEADERS!! Yes, I know..it has only been three games, but they are playing fucking GOOD! Our D is smashing, special teams is kicking ass, Weis is spreading that O out, for the first week since we wrote him the big check Cassel didn't look like a total douche and oh...despite fantasy owners wanting to lynch Coach McScreamy, we are leading the NFL in rush offense. " That'll do pig, that'll do"

THREE....

2010-09-14T06:45:00.000-07:00

FRIGGIN FRACKING POINTS!!!

Yes, that is what I lost BOTH of my fantasy match ups by. TOTAL. As in lost by 2 total points in one league and less than a point in the other. Damn you LaToe, damn you all to hell. It is not a good start to go 0-2. Maybe I would be okay if we could take the QB position out of the equation. All in favor say, "aye"....all opposed, well screw you.

This weekend....

2010-09-07T10:28:00.001-07:00

did not suck either!

Man, I think Inge is a midget.

Normally if I pick a Royals outing, that is when they lose. They can take a series but the one game I attend will be a loss. But not this Sunday. Gorgeous day and with some good bats and terrible defensive play by Dets, we steal one and I get to see a W. I think the only thing I can say for the Royals is thanks for yet another year of way too much beer and disappointment. Soon enough, it will be over right?

Last Weekend....

2010-09-07T10:05:00.001-07:00

did not suck. Got out for a preseason game, and although my Chiefs lost it in the last few, my last round steal Dexter McCluster looked pretty good. Boys step it up and get a W against GB. Yes, I know it is only preseason but any time Cassel isn't on the ground for every second play, it gets me a little excited.

Parking lot action....THIS is awesome. Beer bong crossed with pink flamingo? Brilliant! The girls in their seats....Not too shabby! There's my boys!

She's got skillz....

2010-08-25T08:12:00.000-07:00

girlie's got it goin on.....

Why yes, that is me with my awesome "MIP" plaque. I got the award for Most Improved Player this league session, which means I just really sucked a lot when we started. In addition, my partner the always rockstar Brian Flawless Lawless was awarded Rookie of the Session!! YEAH!

I am sad to see league coming to a close, it was a blast and many good memories and awesome quotes came out of it....The upside is soon there will be more dart trips with awesome pictorials to match I am sure. Keep the anal, uh I mean aiming fluid flowing folks!

Have you missed me?

2010-08-20T06:26:00.000-07:00

Yeah...I am sure you have....

Where to start....Training camp and preseason, FF, the Royals....DANGER WILL ROBINSON, DANGER. Yeah, there is no way I can cover all I want to in the time allotted today.

Good news is I am going to attempt to be more diligent in my posting this football season, and if I don't you can cane me like a Singapore schoolboy.

I will leave you with this lil gem....man summer has been fun...

"It's always darkest before you pass out"-Kenny Powers

This is...

2010-04-13T07:55:00.000-07:00

in no way related to sports, but I am a fat kid so...

I have died and gone to heaven, cuz THIS has finally come to KC. Big Kahuna. Nuff said.

No more having to sneak to Top City for any reason I could make up anymore.....

Lupe Day at the K

2010-04-12T09:46:00.000-07:00

So, finally after missing my first opening day in 10 years, and just being too busy for my own good, I made it out to the K. Perfect day and weather. Normal tailgating, beer drinking fun was had. It was such a great day I am not even gonna bitch about our awful pitching.

Sun burnt ears, what I cant hear you over the awesomeness of my boot full of beer!

I think there are some nuts in there....you see any nuts??

Beautiful day at the K!See that thing up there called the Party Deck. They like me up there.

Today up, Detroit. Let's go Hoch. .333 is a good batting average, a winning percentage not so much Royals. Let's get it together boys.

Hey guess what....

2010-04-08T14:25:00.000-07:00

OUR BULLPEN SUCKS!

(this is the part where everyone acts surprised!!)
Banny looked good...but this guy....THIS GUY....ugh.

And that's all I got to say about that. Damn bullpen, ya make me sick.

4 days....17 hours...

2010-03-31T19:20:00.001-07:00

till opening day! New season, and while as a Royals fan it is hard to be optimistic, I have promised myself to try. Active roster HERE. Jason Kendall, as much as I despise you landing here, the arm tat...HOT! Regardless, the party deck is calling my name, its time to work on my flip flop tan again!

I am not gonna be one of those fans who cries and bitches this year, I have made a vow. We still have so many young guys, so instead this is what I want to see us accomplish:

Royals finish .500 **Cough cough, I know**
Greinke with 15 wins. ( I know its a stretch, but if he has the run support from the team, very very possible)
Butler to hit 25 dingers. I just like to see a fat guy smack the ball!
Cruz to keep his ERA under 2.7. Unfortunately, this is PROBABLY the most unattainable, sadly.
The hottest ass in baseball, Alex Gordon to be on the field for at least 100 games this season.

Baby Steps!!

OooooomaHaaaa!

2010-03-31T07:24:00.000-07:00

The Omaha trip was survived. My darts were how should we say, NO BUENO yet a good time was had by all. I learned you should never drink everclear after you are 20, but really it is never ever a good idea.

Das Boot was a hit, and both the awesome fake mustache and batting helmet were in play a few nights. Let's recap, shall we?

Das Boot. I love that I still had my pinky up like I am classy!

Yeah, it SEEMED like a good idea to turn my "Team Top Gun" shirt around. I think this was Brewer and Apple Pie shot fault.

The helmet was in effect. I had to have a pic. BEST POPPED PINK COLLAR EVA!

The mustach-o fell off, but I adapted! Those eyes say...DRUNK!

Oh hell yeahs.....

2010-03-24T12:04:00.001-07:00

Sexy Rexie and Nacho will be the stars of THIS years season of Hard Knocks. I absolutely can not wait to see a camera follow Ryan around. Also will be some goods because LT's wife will be on the verge of popping!

God Dammit, Duffy!

2010-03-24T09:39:00.000-07:00

I am taking a deep breath and posting THIS for you today. We can't keep talent due to money, and can't grow talent without turning them into headcases. STAY on your MEDS, Greinke!

I can't say I am looking forward to this year for baseball, and that is a sad thing for me to say. Gordon can't stay on the field, our lineup is completely going to change and who the hell knows what the fuck Meche is got going on. Big sigh. Oh to be a Royals fan.

Few more weeks till Draft. Ready to see what OT we pick up so maybe we can formulate some kind of line for the million dollar clipboard man to stand behind. Looks like Chambers will be back in red next year and that makes me happy. Here's to hoping Bowe gets his act together as well. Honestly in my opinion, this is a very talent rich draft. Let's hope we get someone who can contribute right away and can continue to grow as a team. On a draft note, I took a sample Wonderlick test just for the shit of it the other day. Suck my ass Tim Tebow, I scored higher than you. Where is your Jesus now?

RockChalkBooooooHawk!

2010-03-23T07:06:00.000-07:00

KA-BLAM, it is the sound of brackets busting all over the country.

I won't be one of "those" fans. KU played a terrible game, couldn't get it together and Collins was awful. Coaching was not good. And that is all I got to say about that. So, uh....GO BIG 12.

Re-runs of Stump the Schwab have been on in the morning, and I have been watching them and remembering how much I loved that show. I wish they would do a "vagina version" and I think I could do really good. NHL always fucks with me and any coaching stuff, but I can clean up on me some football and baseball. Also I always have to check the air dates. Otherwise I am screaming out answers that would fit the questions other than they have not occurred yet. I rock. Plus, got much love for Schwabbie, he might be the only guy who has a more extensive jersey collection than myself.

Need to get my butt in gear and set up mobile blogging again from the new Crackberry. Lupe is getting an out of state pass for Omaha Bullshooters dart tourney this weekend, and am sure there will be some debauchery to blog aboooout.

Still owe you a Royals rundown. Some day I will get my ass in gear, but today is not that day. Blah blah...more basketball...woohooo go Baylor and KSU....(can you tell my heart is not in it).

Let the....

2010-03-18T08:54:00.000-07:00

Madness begin!!

Now that my liver is properly seasoned for March Madness with everyone's favorite holiday Green Beer day, let's get down to some round ball!

Lupe's early day winners are Old Dom, 'Nova, Florida and Vandy. We get through those and I will be ready for a nap.

Last night it was brought to my attention that the Royal's home opener is the day of the Nat Champ game. I have decided this day will be better than my birthday this year, and we all know how much I love my birthday!

Rock....Chalk....Shamrock!!

2010-03-17T10:45:00.000-07:00

HAPPY ST. PATTY'S DAY. May the green beer flow like water for you, and hopefully your poopies won't be too discolored tomorrow!

Yeah, here it is in Spring Training already and I have been not blogging. Someone needs to put their foot square up my ass. Terrible is I went back to past posts to figure out where to pick up, and I think I can pretty much just call it good to start fresh. Royals rundown to follow soon I promise!

March Madness is in full swing, and after collecting all the brackets for my office pool, it seems like the masses think my hawks got a good look at another championship. Def wouldn't hurt my feelings any!!

Oh...Lupe and Whore, boobing it up for you. Some day she will learn what team to cheer for!

The Good, The Bad.....

2010-02-19T06:44:00.000-08:00

and THE UGLY....

I am still shaking my head at why we do this to ourselves. THIS as in sign old guys who are not proven producers. No more time wasting on this, but here is a good link. Shaking my head...ugh.

Pitchers and catchers have reported. I think maybe it s the god damn weather that just has made me not get in spirit yet, but I will get there! T-13 days till first Spring training game. I got a bit to get in gear.

As you might..or probably not noticed, I don't think I have posted since oh...Novemberish? Yeah, I deserve a swift kick to the ass. Line forms to the left, guys.

OMG Greinke wins the CY YOUNG!!

2009-11-24T12:47:00.001-08:00

Yeah...we tend to agree, and so does everyone else, pretty much by a landslide!!
I am way happy for Mr. Greinke...so, with that said, enjoy some images and a link to the story of his hot girlfriend, HERE.

I owe you guys...

2009-11-24T07:04:00.001-08:00

A hell of a lot of posts....

"So, you got the money?"..."Yep, you got the yayo?"

Bowe out for 4 weeks for PED's. Some boys will never learn....The good news is, we didn't even need him, and still somehow pulled out a HUGE win this week.
Take that...terrible towel!!
Knocking off the defending Superbowl Champs in OT is probably just good enough, I promise not to bitch about anything else for the rest of the season....

Bad Lupe...no biscuit....

2009-11-12T10:34:00.000-08:00

Yeah, I have been sucking at posting worse than a prom date on her 4th vodka shot...I know.

Where to even freaking start. Yanks win WS...in a few more days Greinke should be the Cy. Chiefs cut ties with LJ, which I am so happy for.....

Even tho our shitty record doesn't reflect it, our boys are growing and becoming more sound week by week. They are improving, getting better and at least losing without showing that they have taken suck to a new level.

Hmm..what else, what else...oh look...a kitty.

From our own....

2009-10-27T14:33:00.000-07:00

Jason Whitlock...usually I can't stand the man, but I do like this one...there is gonna be some serious panties in a wad, but I myself am still cracking up.

Read the article HERE.

"Gender equality has given men more access to women. This is not a good thing for fidelity. Madonna, Britney, Paris and Lil' Kim haven't helped much, either. Women are far more sexually aggressive than they used to be. They'll describe in graphic detail exactly what they'll do that your wife can't or won't, and they'll back it up by texting you a naked cell-phone pic."

Yeahhhhhh......

Why yes...

2009-10-27T11:53:00.000-07:00

he is an idiot...

Larry Johnson.

3...F*#$ing Points!!

2009-10-26T09:09:00.000-07:00

I Touchdown There 5-1-0

				Points
Pos	Player	Opp	Status	Projected	Actual
QB	Aaron Rodgers (GB - QB) P	@Cle	W, 31-3	24	32
WR	Terrell Owens (Buf - WR)	@Car	W, 20-9	4	2
WR	Braylon Edwards (NYJ - WR) P	@Oak	W, 38-0	7	1
RB	Marion Barber (Dal - RB) P	Atl	W, 37-21	11	4
RB	Ricky Williams (Mia - RB)	NO	L, 46-34	8	27
TE	Kellen Winslow (TB - TE)	NE	L, 35-7	5	0
W/R	Donald Driver (GB - WR)	@Cle	W, 31-3	8	14
W/R/T	Vernon Davis (SF - TE)	@Hou	L, 24-21	6	27
K	John Carney (NO - K)	@Mia	W, 46-34	8	11
DEF	New York (NYG - DEF)	Ari	L, 24-17	10	6
Total				91	124

BusterMuffinHalf 5-1-0

				Points
Pos	Player	Opp	Status	Projected	Actual
QB	Brett Favre (Min - QB)	@Pit	L, 27-17	17	13
WR	Dwayne Bowe (KC - WR)	SD	L, 37-7	9	7
WR	Sidney Rice (Min - WR)	@Pit	L, 27-17	5	13
RB	Cedric Benson (Cin - RB)	Chi	W, 45-10	14	24
RB	Matt Forte (Chi - RB)	@Cin	L, 45-10	10	4
TE	Owen Daniels (Hou - TE)	SF	W, 24-21	7	18
W/R	Ronnie Brown (Mia - RB)	NO	L, 46-34	15	10
W/R/T	Steve Smith (Car - WR)	Buf	L, 20-9	7	9
K	Jay Feely (NYJ - K)	@Oak	W, 38-0	8	8
DEF	New York (NYJ - DEF)	@Oak	W, 38-0	9	21
Total				101	127

Yes, I spent the last quarter of the Giants game praying Eli would throw a pick so the D could get back out there. Thank god bye weeks are almost over for me and I can get some of my better guys back in there. Sigh

WHO-WHY

2009-10-23T14:47:00.000-07:00

I kinda totally forgot about Who-Why for a bit now...

So, ladies and gents, without further ado, here is your Friday Who-Why:
WHO
TONY REALI....

WHY?? Well, isn't that one obvious, Johnny? Hot...hot...and more hot. The reason I rush home to make PTI over my lunch break. Did, I say hot...and smart? Yeahh....

I'm usually....

2009-10-23T07:42:00.000-07:00

not much on the adds that most professional teams use these days, but I did like this one for Military Appreciation day for the Chiefs. Can be watched HERE.

Chargers this week, and although they are fresh off the loss to the 'Donks and we are riding our big fat W still, I am not sure we get the win. To our advantage, although a sucky advantage, RB LaDainian Tomlinson, FB Jacob Hester, WR Buster Davis and LB Jyles Tucker all missed practice this week with the Flu. Even worse, if they travel with the team and still sick, stuck in an airplane breathing on each other could be really ick. I am worried about SD's pass rush with the struggles 7 has had and our atrocious O line, but if he can connect with Bowe a few times, and LJ can run not only into the back of our line, but get some breaks I say we have a chance. Our Corners are mismatched with WR's but I expect Flowers to get lofty.

And the real question...
Will coach Screamy McScreamerson's arms come uncrossed yet again this week?

OMG Zack Greinke

2009-10-21T13:41:00.000-07:00

SN AL Pitcher of the Year....which loosely translates into he should be the CY. All you need to know HERE.

Way to go Z!!

I still can't adjust to this....

2009-10-21T08:08:00.000-07:00

Even though, I have to be proud of how he is fitting into the Donkey's D. Went out of the game Monday, but returned. As much neg shit as the AFC West got for being a shitty conf, and as MUCH as I hate to say it, I love that Denver is undefeated. Other than my Chefs, I am a true positional player cheerleader, and my love for the X factor is well documented, but now the Donks have Knowshon Moreno since I have adored since UGA and always liked Correll Buckhalter with the Eagles when he could stay healthy. In PHI, there were only really 2 big "you can count on the HUGE plays" kinda guys on D, IMO. Although, I think the Dawk is the greatest Safety to roam the earth, I think why the Denver D is so good so far is, they are spreading those huge plays around. Every time you turn around someone is making a big play, or an important one, not just the same player. I hate to say it, but in C Bailey and A Goodman, they could have the most legit 1-2 punch at corner, and their secondary sure ain't nothing to balk at. Okay, enough of my crushing on BD, you guys will start thinking I'm a Bronco backer or some shit. In closing argument...Dawkins is the man who has successfully rocked ugly fucking throwbacks for teams and still remained awesome in them.
Exhibit A

Piss yellow, shit brown with those god awful bumblebee socks...yeahhh.

Exhibit B

Nothing says "tough" like powder blue and fairy yellow. GO TEAM!

Bye Weeks....

2009-10-20T10:15:00.000-07:00

screw me every time!!

No more Mrs. Undefeated here....
I took losses in both leagues I was undef in. One I am still points leader in, and still have the best record, other I slipped to third, tied with records and down in points....
I gotta say I do this every year, draft a team I am satisfied with and think will be good...they come out well (even have McNabb in one of them and worked around early injury) and then the byes come into play. Grrrr.

Cry no more...

2009-10-20T07:52:00.001-07:00

sad Chiefs fan, for Coach Screamy McScreamerson is here to save us. Okay, so we won't go that far, but shit...at least his arms came uncrossed for the end of the game.

Chiefs with the W. I like with the safety on the end it almost looks like we scored 2TD's instead of depending on Succup for all our scores. I wonder how many asses got chewed for dumping the water cooler on him. There is really not a lot to say about the game, it was kinda like watching two kids play Rock'em Sock'em Robots. It wasn't a great win, but could be monumental for us...gives us something to be happy about at least.

Although, he should be in a jolly mood I see that Tank Tyler felt his "one bad game and your our" wrath today and was traded for draft pick. I get it, fits in to the out with the old in with the new that Haley is bringing. Just sad to see all these guys who carried us through the terrible times get picked off one by one.

Got a little choked up when Stairs got in the box last night, thinking about Game 4 of last year, but even though my old Royal didn't come through Rollins banged the walk-off. Yanks head to LA now. God, I really hate the Angels and I really hate the Yankees. I can't even say I want anyone to win. Sad.

Go...

2009-10-16T08:24:00.000-07:00

Vote for your favorite mascot HERE. Yes, I know it's janky. I like silly shit as such.

Also, CHECK this shit out. Is there a better job out there for Lupe? I think not.

'Skins in they hood this weekend. They are pretty damn unpredictable and we do have the fact that they gave up first wins to Detroit and Carolina, and that Zorn is their coach. I have my ugh about Haley at times, but Zorn much makes me go WTF is this guy doing. BUT. Today Haley replaces WR coach. Remeber, this is the coach spouting his "22 guys off the street" BS at the start of the season. He is in over his head, and now I feel acting straight on desperation. Either way, I feel like the Skins game is make or break for us. If we let them generate some god damn offense against us, and we lose, I see us going win less. I know I know...but it could happen folks.

Imma show my age here. But, hopefully some other ageful fuckers can appreciate. When I was a kid we had channels 4.5.9.41.and 62 (on a non cloudy or rainy day) so, I grew up listening to a LOT of baseball on the radio. My pops and I would set out on the porch of our house and listen to weekend afternoon games all the time growing up, yelling at my brother when he moved the wrong way and knocked our AM radio signal out of whack with his free-throw practices. Honestly still, I love hearing Denny Matthews voice when I am stuck in a car during a game, its just something I can not explain. I have tried to pass this to my kiddo as well, and being the awesome sports junkie she will ask to listen to the game over the radio most of the time. I wish I could put my finger on why, but that good announcer play by that makes a crucial play come alive in your mind...well it gives me the good kind of goosebumps. So, last night I did the unthinkable. Turned the TV off. Grabbed a beer, and listened to the Phillies win their game on the good ole AM radio. Still got that chill when Ramirez hit the knock and felt the excitement when Lidge came in...

I think there are things you learn from your parents you def hold dear for your entire life.

Just another week....

2009-10-15T08:04:00.000-07:00

in fantasy, but yet I am still 5-0 in two of my 3 leagues. This makes me happy as hell, as I caught some slack for some of my early draft picks. My motley crew seems to be doing okay. Fantasy is a good mix of luck and skill, I think that is why I like playing so damn much. Anyone who says there isn't luck involved didn't pick up Austin off the waivers and start him last week.

"Football is easy if you're crazy as hell"- Bo Jackson

Hmm...maybe that's it.

Oww

2009-10-14T13:40:00.000-07:00

"Endure and persist, this pain will turn good by and by" -Ovid

So yeah...

2009-10-13T11:17:00.000-07:00

About that 20 whatever points I forecasted, lets scratch that.

It wasn't pretty at all but it was better. I am okay with better. Here is the question I pose to you. WHY didn't Haley go for 2 at the end? We are a 0-4 team, and have the chance for the win. RICHES AND GLORY RICHES AND GLORY.....

Please send PrepH...

2009-10-09T13:04:00.000-07:00

cause I know my ass is gonna ache over the Chiefs this week. I don't have near enough time to cover everything that is going wrong this season, but yeah...I think Pioli is in waaaaahhhhy over his head, and dear ole coach is havin kinda a rough time pulling OC and coaching duties. Lupe predicts the freaking 'Boys put a good 28 points up on us Sunday. Ughhhh.

Tailgate and game was a damn good time....don't let drunk people take your "mascot love" pics tho, they cut the heads off...Lots of beer, and wodka was consumed, grub was grilled perfectly, washers and football was played, and I even had a damn good tackle. I still got some wheels for a ole lady!

Little kid soccer only has 2 more games, thank god. Nothing like watching kids stand around cause they are so cold they don't want to play...and your freezing your ass off watching it.

I'm a fantasy pimp this year, still undefeated in 2 of the 3 leagues....but I have a bad feeling that is gonna end in at least one of those leagues this week. Say a prayer to fantasy Jesus for me.

Los Royales season complete. I promise I will get to a rundown on that soon. Still hoping for a Greinke Cy. He didn't look great in his last outing, but still....he is a solid choice. Keep fingers crossed.

There are just too many sports going on right now. I feel like I have baseball, football, hockey ADD. Flyers looked like shit against Crosby and his butt buddy Malkin....Phils are gonna win the whole thing all over again. I am trying so hard to still love baseball and be interested but....yeah but....

Hopefully will have some exciting news for you all after the weekend....

I suck...

2009-10-02T14:25:00.000-07:00

at blogging apparently. Just a lot going on.

So much to say. Chiefs...ugh....Greinke OMG!!

I just felt the need to put a post up for this month, and hopefully I will get off my ass and find time to write.

Plus GOING to the game on Sunday and tailgating with Whore. Sure there will be some blog worthy happenings then.

The total is now 6....

2009-08-31T12:28:00.000-07:00

complete games for OMG Zack Greinke...Sunday, the boy was en fuego giving up only one hit... Greinke gets to boast with three shutouts and six complete games now, his 2.32 ERA is best in the American League...last night he walked one and struck out five in the best low-hit game of his career. Can we say 2009 Cy Young? I thought I wanted to talk 'bout Gordon...yeah I don't. If you could see me you'd see me shaking my head.

On the flip, season is almost over. We might end it at .400. Maybe. Can we get a break? At least we had Greinke to bring some brightness to the season. I think there is some saying about rebuilding and this and that and next year.....there are 32 games before I want to hear that shit.

BIG SIGH...now...time to address Todd Haley. And maybe his sanity. I don't even remember what I wrote last about the Chiefs. I am fairly sure it was before any of this preseason debacle stuff....

So first....Chan Gailey, OUT. Todd Haley filling his spot. People are acting shocked and appalled. Cause and effect. He was retained not someone Haley brought in. His playbook was written in blue crayola on a Big Chief tablet people...We have able arms (2 exactly, and I ain't talking about that dickweed Croyle) and people who can catch the ball....in preseason we score 2 offensive TD's in three games....and then our line lets the "big investment" go down.....pretty easy to see why he was let go. But here comes that sanity part I eluded to previously. You, sir are a first year coach, who has already been questioned (at least method wise) by the media...there is a huge weight on you to improve this team, and letting O cord go with no backup saying you will fill the position as well as you know...those head coach duties is maybe a little big in the britches. Shit, what do I know....I soon might be wearing a SuperHaley shirt and eating my words. I hope so.

Worried about Flowers....have not heard extent of his shoulder because the Cassel knee is overshadowing...but I must say I am more than pleased with our defensive play....everyone talking about how worried we were to change up the scheme, but it seems everyone is kinda fitting in and I am damn excited about Jackson. At least our D can score....

And now the part that makes me all woohooo....we have the components, and honestly what I think is a good start. The best part though....our division. After looking at Denver and the Raiders, well I could see us getting a few wins, and maybe just maybe making the playoffs. I know you think it is crazy talk....but I think I am on to something here.

Lupe over and out.

It's that time....

2009-08-14T07:13:00.000-07:00

school is starting, fall sports practices...general running around like chickens with heads cut off. Oh yeah...and FOOTBALL!!

First, Royals are gonna get top billing. Gordon is starting to look like my favorite boy again and swinging the bat well. He is getting it back! We split with the Twins this series, and now head to Detroit. Pitchers are pitching decent and getting needed run support. Ready for a few home games, cause always love taking the kiddo to catch one or two as the summer winds down.

Chiefs finish training camp, and I am excited to see Toomer come to KC. Will give Bowe some competition and maybe make the kid step up. Hilarious article on some #27 trash talk HERE. More than anything I am just ready for football.

First fantasy draft on Sunday and I am sooo ready. I am playing in three leagues this year...I wonder if my head will spin and fly off actually trying to keep track of all my players and stats.

And lastly....Vick...to the Eagles. While it was surprising to me, it makes sense. He is a McNabb style guy, and with Kolb's uncertainty I would say better to bring in someone who has played in the league even though I am not a huge Vick fan. He brings a lot of options to the O in Philly...even if he is used elsewhere besides QB. The questions will arise of how has he kept in shape and form and has he slowed-lost agility...but you can bet your buttons I will watch and find out. I think the guy committed heinous crimes...yes. He did his time, and should be given a chance to play just like other players before him that have had problems and served their suspensions. If nothing else, they can use him as a second option...run wildcat and do some change up to keep some of those NFC D coordinators on their toes....I think it will be a cluster fuck, specially the first time any PETA protesters try to take their asses to the Link.

eww.....

2009-08-10T11:20:00.000-07:00

someone has been letting the blogging slip...

just wanted to mention I am still alive, and VIVA LA FOOTBALL!!

Royals...(insert head shaking) oh forlorn Royals....at least Zackiepooh was able to get a W to break his ugly little no run support streak....and that is all I got for the Royals.

We finally sign Jackson, and first Chiefs game is right around the corner. I am anxious as hell to see what our new guys put together. Can't be any worse, right?

Random thoughts...

2009-07-22T11:02:00.001-07:00

I could discuss the double loss by the Royals, but nahhhh..... although it sucks TWICE as bad when you lose twice in one night.

Random facts I learned today.

Adam Vinatieri and Evel Knievel were cousins.

The chick who plays Sweet D and the guy who plays Mac on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia are married in real life.

And rumor mill of the day is saying now that J-simpson and Romo the Homo have parted ways, she met Tim Tebow at the ESPY's and is all up on that now. Interesting.

Sometimes you win....

2009-07-21T08:59:00.001-07:00

sometimes you lose, and sometimes it rains....think about it.

Royals rained out yesterday, double header today....Ponson gets a turn first and then Chen. Chen is freaking due, hopefully if nothing else we can go 1-1. Even more fun is figuring out where Skip might place everyone today. More on that HERE. Injuries have not been our friend this season.....
11 and a half games back...I feel a streak coming on. Hope it is the winning kind not the losing.

Phils are hot as fuck right now. I am following this Halliday thing more closely now, as I just have a feeling he is gonna be the newest addition to their arsenal.

And I thought NOTHING good ever came about from reality TV. Leave it to that wacky Irvin.

THIS aired last night, and I hate to admit but I had to DVR it jus to see. I love to hate the man...

The Heartbreak Kids....

2009-07-20T10:17:00.000-07:00

I really and truly hoped that we could come back from the All-Star break with a renewed sense of hope. Half the season done, and we have a chance to still be a .500 ball club. Greinke is still shining, and some new acquisitions have made some positive shifts, and now A. Gord back on the field.

Wrong again, toots, wrong again.

Drop our first series after the break, but not only lose, we made it a freaking art form. Leading late in games with leads, our pen just can NOT get it done. We are making errors and no matter how well we are hitting, our late pitching and infield ball handling are killing us. Game recaps HERE.
Meche and the dreaded back spasms again have brought Ponson up. Ponson is one of those guys you never know what your gonna get.

Hall of Fame opened Friday night, and I missed it, but wanted to share THIS tribute video. Great coach, great man....Angels in town for a home stand. I hope we can get it together a lil bit more. Can't wait till Gordon starts swinging the bat well again.

In other news, Vick finally released today....ready to hear some speculation as to who might be interested in him. There are some definite teams who could use him. I think the man has served his time, reinstate the guy.....

Naked Erin Andrews has been all over the net this morning. I think it sucks she got her privacy jenkied, if that is truly what happened. Sporty 14 year old boys across the country probably have starched tube socks and sore wrists today. Had it been Bonnie B, I would have been first in line to download it! :)

Pokin my head in....

2009-07-16T12:40:00.000-07:00

Just to throw THIS up. So, we decide to pay the proven bench warmer now, rather than later. I don't understand it, but I guess there could have been some pressure from Cassel's agent for the deal. We have the money now, but we would have had it later, and honestly if Cassel could go out and prove himself for a year, he would have pocketed a bigger deal I am fairly sure. Is a gamble. Pay him now and keep your fingers crossed I guess.

I really hope he can step up and prove all the critics wrong.

Sorry for the lack of posting...All-Star breakdown and Winter Classic updates are owed, I promise.

Welcome Farney!!

2009-07-08T06:11:00.000-07:00

R's pick up Ryan Freel and waste NO time putting him into action last night for our clusterfuck loss.
Fast and acrobatic, hopefully he can fill some of the spots we got due to injuries, you know...like half our team. But most notably...Freel is nuts. Hey, we straightened Greinke out, so maybe there is hope. We are like the psyche ward of the MLB. Why..do I say Freel could be a lil off his rocker?

Meet Farney...Freel gained some notoriety in August of 2006 when The Dayton Daily News reported that Freel talks to an imaginary voice in his head named Farney. Said Freel: "He's a little guy who lives in my head who talks to me and I talk to him. That little midget in my head said, 'That was a great catch, Ryan,' I said, 'Hey, Farney, I don't know if that was you who really caught that ball, but that was pretty good if it was.' Everybody thinks I talk to myself, so I tell 'em I'm talking to Farney." Freel later said that Farney's name arose from a conversation with Reds trainer Mark Mann: "He actually made a comment like, 'How are the voices in your head?' We'd play around and finally this year he said, 'What's the guy's name?' I said, 'Let's call him Farney.' So now every body's like, 'Run, Farney, run' or 'Let Farney hit today. You're not hitting very well.'" So...um...Yeeeeeahhhhh..... (makes finger around ear circle coo-coo motion)

Chen pitched ugly last night and even though our bats were there, him giving up some serious bombs makes up come up short. Verlander is always tough on us, and so I think we hit good, just got out hit. Greinke up tonight. I'm ready to see something absolutely dynamic out of him again!

2009-07-06T10:58:00.000-07:00

First off, a lil side by side fun....inspired by my cartoon watching ass and the fact I got to see Skip Lou come out of the dugout this weekend...

I have been watching a lot of round ball, I just have not been emoting it to you all. Sorry...yeah, I know I suck.

Royals...well...we seem to be on a roller coaster ride. BUT, OMG ZACK GREINKE...our own lil All-Star treasure. Also with his schedule, he should be the starting pitcher...EXCITING!!

Slacky McSlackerson.....

2009-06-30T14:53:00.000-07:00

I know I know...have been slacking. With good reason. Those reasons are too much darts, beer and other obvious distractions.

Excited to see Mauer hit tonight. Loving that a catcher is almost batting .400 but in the same breath, I hope Banny can shut him down.

I'm not recapping, but some of our boys were swingin good last night, and we get the W, and are on a 2 game streak....keep it goin, guys!!

Insert Hockey and NBA draft coverage (blah blah blah).

Is it time for NFL YET, woosa!

It was...

2009-06-25T11:34:00.000-07:00

a severe clusterfuck, that ended well....We pull the W in extra innings. No time to give you a Lupe recap, read the rundown HERE. Soria blows, we bounce it off the wall and Farnsworth gets hurt....

Banny pitching, and listening to the game now. I am got my fingers crossed for a sweep!

And momma cooked a breakfast....

2009-06-24T08:26:00.001-07:00

with no hog.... (insert head bobbing here)

I must say I am excited about this week of inters.....Greinke got it right last night, throws 8 with no walks and whiffs 5. I was more excited though to see him bat. Kid loves to hit, and would have been stellar to see him hit one out. Soria comes on and gets the W. Please god let this be a sign we are gonna start bringing it all together. If nothing else, at least we get to play Pitt end of week, and well...they suck as bad as us.

Crisp out for the season. I can't say I am too sad about this. Mitchie M should prob take his place, although they can always stick Bill Pecota, I uh mean Bloomquist out there. I hope that Maier gets a chance.

Let's see....Chiefs sign some kicker from like the last round of the draft. Not sure that is very newsworthy, but they are retiring DT's number which is pretty sweet. Read about that HERE. Less than a week before they will be reporting to River Falls. I am sure it is premature, but I am getting really excited for the season already. I know its going to be a tough row to hoe, new QB, new D but really this is the first time we have been given something new to try, for awhile. I just hope it works.

NBA Draft tomorrow. Is there ANY chance Griffin doesn't go first pick? Even tho I despise the NBA, I am still gonna have to watch to see how some of my fave college guys do.

Can I say how much I hate running home on lunch to see that tennis is on. Thank god there is more than one ESPN and it was showing Sportscenter.

Feckin Iggles.....

2009-06-23T13:29:00.000-07:00

This post is late, but better late than never...

7 Time pro-bowler...the first player in NFL history to record a sack, interception, forced fumble, and a touchdown reception IN A SINGLE GAME. I don't think many guys hit harder than Dawkins....I have adored his play for so long, and now I have to say I can no longer cheer for him as a FUCKING BRONCO.

So, Heckert decides to not actually extend McNabb's contract, but just throw more money over to him. Like oh...5.3 million. Everyone knows I am not a fan of McNabb so I won't even start on that, but to see a guy like Dawkins play his whole career with the Iggles to see him go to Denver to let it die, kills me. They let Dawkins walk, free agent Buckhalter (who I know is a gamble but did well last season in Westbrook's absence) and don't even get me started on Brown.

This is me making the imaginary fuck off sign to Heckert. I WILL NOT cheer for the Broncos. I WILL NOT.

Ugh, really?

2009-06-23T08:11:00.000-07:00

I was disgusted enough I couldn't bring myself to post yesterday. Not only did the Royals need a day off but so did I. Just when we were starting to pull it together somewhat, we drop our last 5 and not even closely. Pujols put on a fucking hitting clinic this weekend, even banging one like 4change to hit the new Hall of Fame building. More interleague this week with Astros and then the Buckos. Greinke pitching tonight...please can we have a few games where something doesn't blow up, and we maybe have a few hits? Jobu, if your listening, bitch I got some rum.

I must be irritated today not just over the slide we are on, but general sports shit all together. If I hear ONE MORE THING about Favre I might go postal. We all know he is going to be a Viking. SO STFU about it already, announce it and let some fools spend bucks on a jersey they gonna wear for 4 games till he rides the bench from throwing a record number of picks.

That's all your getting today...my ass is too distracted.

Welcome to the Bad Boy's Club....

2009-06-19T11:21:00.001-07:00

Donte...read it all HERE. Commis speaks out, yet the Browns have yet to release him or much press.

Don't worry, your seat is right over there under the sign that says "Future Property of Al Davis".

Interleague shminnerleague...

2009-06-19T07:14:00.000-07:00

Royals drop the series to Az with another ass scorching 12-5 loss....ugh. We still have a few inters left and remember, we went 13-5 in interleague games last year.

I want to talk about a word. That word is defined HERE. Consistency. I think that is the biggest prob the Royals have right now. Hoch, when you pitch an 80 pitch full game, and follow with 81 pitches in the 4th on your next outing, there is something missing. The consistency we have had this season is errors and bull pen pitching that blows ass. Last night we give up 2 homers from the pen and 2 wild pitch homers, and commit 3 errors. No matter how we hit, if we are giving those runs away it won't matter. People can say injuries of three of our players has something to do with it....although I am sure it doesn't help, I think it is about time to just start owning up. We have less experienced players on the field and when that happens, the streaks are going to happen. It is a roll with the punches kinda time for Royals fans right now. Bullpen, pull your head out your ass for god's sakes!

I-70 series this weekend, with Friday and Sat sold out. HERE are some interesting numbers on the ammt of asses people are dragging out to see the boys....The real question I want answered is will Davies shave the beard now that its summa and it would be making him sweat like a fat girl writing her first love letter?

Manny eligible to return July 3. Sosa's name leaked on the 'roids list. I would have more to say about it if I cared. I will try and act surprised. A little baby daddy drama for Dirk for Father's Day, HERE. And speaking of daddies, Brady apparently "completed" a lil something in the off season, HERE. I think Bernard Polard is a shoe-in for the godparent, don't you?

Zack ackkkkkkk akkkkkkk akkkkkk.....

2009-06-17T10:01:00.000-07:00

First, let's get THIS out of the way, proving I truly am NOT the worst sports better in the world. (Thank god no one knew about those bets I laid on that Notre Dame game last year...)

Royals have been on the up and up other than a rather crappy showing by Greinke last night, with us dropping a 12-5 loss to Az. Thus ending a 4 game streak we had going.....ack! The good news is we are swinging our bats now, and pitching is coming around. Our starters are getting full game wins with decent pitch counts and keeping what has been a fairly stinky bullpen out of the mix. We are still committing WAYYY too many errors and leaving men stranded, which is no bueno, but it is improving over that rough ride we had been on the last few weeks.

Skip, with his awesome facial hair, (Exhibit A) gets selected to rep the AL in the midsummer classic...fairly cool. Might be the only Royal there, but he will look damn good doing it.

Does it seem that A Gord has been gone forever to anyone else? My god, I miss you Alex. Reports are saying he has been jogging and taking grounders and hitting in practice. I last heard he is scheduled back sometime after All-Star break. It can not come soon enough. Bloomquist has officially played every position this year other than pitcher or catcher....I am ready to have some kind of normalcy back.

Hoch on the hill tonight following up that awesome 80 pitch full.....that makes me happy as he last year was a guy who would go 6 and pitch 100 balls easy. Fingers are crossed for a good outing and some hits to go along with.

Sweep Sweep Sweep!!

2009-06-15T13:14:00.001-07:00

Boys in blue pick up the series with Cinci this weekend....much needed!! I am too lazy and behind to break it all down, but pitching looked good and we had some serious batting, for a whole recap go HERE.

Pitt wins the Stanley cup, which doesn't really much change that I think Sid the Kid is still a huge homo...

Lakers win as well, and my hatred for Kobe grows.

I think that about sums it up. Royals off, start a homestand with Ariz this week to warm up for the good ole I-70 series this weekend.

FOWL BALL!!

2009-06-12T13:23:00.000-07:00

We drop another one in the 10th last night after a ball HITS A FUCKING BIRD and the Tribe scores. To watch highlights of the ass ache, go HERE. I have decided that Farnsworth needs different glasses. That has to the the problem...maybe we can find him something a lil more like this....

Our 'pen is killing us. When we are finally swinging sticks, and have pitchers giving solid starts, relief is just no where to be found. Zack was stellar as always, he has got to be frustrated with loss and two no-dec in his last three starts, but he seems to be staying focused and putting the ball where it needs to be. Olivo homers in his third straight....everything is there, we just got to get it all together now.

11K = 9-0

2009-06-11T09:11:00.000-07:00

It is baseball equation. Also an equation that makes me damn happy... We found our bats, Callispo with his first Grand Salami in the majors, and went 4-4. Guillen and Olivo also banging the bats with authority to log multi-run homers. It was soooo needed.

I just mostly saw highlights, but damn if Meche didn't look damn good. I honestly thought he might have thrown the whole damn game from recap. Looked like the back was not an issue, and his throws had something on em, he was droppin like pitches we had seem from him in prior seasons, but the biggest was he looked at ease out there, something we have not seen from him a lot this season, specially since the beginning of May. Hopefully Greinke and crew can come out with a repeat performance tonight. It felt good to see us climb over the Tribe in standings. Now, if we can add some insult to injury.

Welcome to the basement....

2009-06-10T10:06:00.000-07:00

Royals have lost 9 of their last 10 games.....and Indians have now crapped over us in the standings. The good thing about the bottom is there is only one direction to go...

Let me tell you JUST how happy I am that we signed Cruz to a 2 yr over 2 mil contract. Man, is HE worth it. I need to give some of the finger shaking to Jamey Wright as well, but damn....last 7 day ERA 33.75. Gave up one of the most ass aching losses I have seen this season. I was watching till the 6th. We are up and about to take it to the Tribe bullpen which has been much less than stellar this year. I get up and check box score and much to my dismay find out that the only thing royal about Cruz is his ability to partner with Wright to give up 8 fucking runs after we held them scoreless in 5 innings. HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN? I guess what concerns me is this was a guy who's ERA was right about a buck and a half on my birthday...we gave up a 2nd round pick...and he seems to be falling off quicker than a drunk girl's prom dress.....

I covered Crow already, but in all the draft for us was kinda like that little shiny white speck on the top of a pile of chicken shit that doesn't QUITE look like it is part of the actual shit....we snatch Crow and Wil Meyers and will quite actually be able to sign both. I'm sticking with WS Champ Royals in '11. Power of positive thinking!

A lil local flavor....

2009-06-10T08:13:00.000-07:00

Royals take Aaron Crow in the 12th round last night. Local kid who went to a high school right out of Topeka...played for Mizzou, was the Big 12 pitcher of the year in 2008, going 13-0 with a 2.35 ERA. Passover last year by the Nats and so has been pitching in some independent league.

While I understand the motive, bringing in a potentially "ready" starting pitcher, the way we are struggling now with generating hits just makes me scratch my head a tiny bit. We seem to have some decent pitching, where as the backing of the gloves behind and mostly our inability to generate runs has been our demise of late. Granted this is just NOW and if I have learned one thing from the Allan Baird era, you gotta look to the future sometimes as well.

Let's all welcome the new boy in blue...

Happy Birthday, Philly....

2009-06-09T09:57:00.000-07:00

Now, that we got THAT out of the way.... Naw, seriously, Happy Birthday...I know your celebrating right!

Royals...oh forlorn Royals. Where do I even begin? I have been slacking, and we did have one W in the mix to break up our losing streak...one. Let's focus on the positives. We can still vote for some boys in blue to get to the ASG? HERE. Teahen is starting to swing the bat decently again, somewhat? The draft is today? Okay, so much for the positives. WAIT...we aren't LAST in our division yet. Ding Ding...what do we have for her, Johnny??

Chiefs..YEAH..let's talk about the Chiefs!! Mini camp done and they are doing the team activities now...more on that HERE.

There are still some basketball and hockey going on. This is me making the face pretending to care. My pics are the Lakers and Wings....as if anyone is surprised. I only want the Wings to win, in hopes K-el shares her winner beer with me.

I have been following the Favre-Vikings crap here of late, even though I am just so over him. I think that it ticks me off the most is he is still somehow whining and crying and getting media attention, with his sideshow antics...I have lost all respect for the man, and just wish he could have stayed retired the first time and let himself be upheld as one of the good in the game, not to be known as the guy who just didn't know when to give it up. At this point, I just say they let JD Booty have a shot. Only cause I want a jersey that says BOOTY on the back. Giggle.

So, day of rest for my Royals and Banny pitching today. If there every was a time for them to regroup and come together it is now. Pick up the pace and take it into All-Star break with some wins...Tribe is in the basement....time to let us climb up a little bit.

LET'S GO ROYYYALS!!

Mannnnnn....

2009-06-05T13:26:00.000-07:00

Fuck Kobe. Yeah, I said it. And why we are at it....Fuck BJ Upton.

Nothing like facing a guy hitting like .200 with only 2 yards so far and letting him drop the 2 run go ahead on ya. How ya feeling Jamey Wright? Thanks for being the lead for the 7th straight drop. MY GODDDDDD when will it END. My ass is too sore to take much more. Let's face it. Our bullpen with the exception of Soria is basically looking like crap, everyone is hurt-getting hurt-sore-so much it leads me to contemplate things like how much chew Mike Jacobs can actually fit in his mouth or calculating how many players have played more that 2 positions this season while watching the game instead of ACTUALLY WATCHING THE GAME.

At least Greinke pitches tonight....in another country. Maybe that is it...if we go to a whole other country we might win.

Vinatieri and Westbrook both with pre-season baby surgeries...I am having draft board dreams of late. I don't want to overshadow baseball, but damn.

There is some hockey, basketball and tennis I guess I could pretend to care about...but instead, how bout a lil side by side Lupe fun...

Its gotta be awesome to be the twinkie of one of the most recognized people in the porn industry!!

My sports soul....

2009-06-03T10:06:00.000-07:00

feels empty today. I am stuck in that lull where I am pissed off about baseball, football is too far away and every time I channel flip through everything all I see is tennis and some other shit I don't care about anyways.

Royals off Monday to come back rested and look like big diddly do-do against the Rays. WE SUCK AGAIN. No more Royals talkie talkie for today.

In other news I am trying to make myself care about, Ichiro extends hitting streak to 26, and I hear he is real big in Japan...almost as big as THIS GUY.

The BIG UNIT (he he I SAID UNIT) goes for his 300 tonight. HERE is a bite on him...

Insert playoff jerk off for NHL and NBA here...cuz I can't seem to care about them either.....

Weekend hang oooover.....

2009-06-01T15:32:00.000-07:00

So yeah, hungover sun burnt Lupe checking in. Can you really feel any other way a Royals fan right now? Unfortunately, I don't think drinking the pain away on the current situation will work. I have a strong feeling till Meche and Banny get those levels up, and we start batting and get everyone healthy, its gonna be downhill from here.

I went and saw Greinke pitch yesterday and his ball didn't seem to have the same on it...and I was really questioning some of those set-ups. The slippery slope for the Royals worsens. I as always predicted this, but really figured we would hold out for complete meltdown till AFTER the All-Star break, but what do I know...I am just a kid...with a dream. Oh look....a gator!! The Trey Hilman-Dayton Moore bashing should be up to par in a few days. Sorry folks, not buying. I know Baird left a bad taste in your mouth, but from what I see, Moore is really trying to secure a good underclass and help us with some free agency. He is a build it from the foundation up kinda guy and that is what he is doing. It ain't gonna happen overnight, for you fly by night kinda fans. Sit back, buy your Greinke in '11 shirts and enjoy the fucking ride. Success has to be built...and we are on the right track, even though the track feels bumpy as fuck. If we win .500, and Butler and Gordon come on, we have had a successful year.

Hate that Bron is getting raked in the media for his actions at the conclusion of the series....so he didn't give interviews, so what? He steps up for almost everything. Sometimes we just forget athletes are humans that have feeling and emotion just like everyone else. Yes, they have a talent which makes them amazing at something we all aren't, but it doesn't make them have any right or debt to society....they are simply creatures like us all. Give the man a break, he has been carrying that fucking team ALL season long in one way or another.

It is way too early in the baseball season to already be thinking how long it is till football starts.

Time to go aloe the sunburn and drink some damn water. I never understood how your so hungover, when a hangover is mostly dehydration....and beer is mostly contrived of water? It just doesn't make any sense to my simpleton mind!

Never bet....

2009-05-29T07:06:00.000-07:00

with a one armed black man, who is shooting darts.....Ugh. I really though Magic were gonna win even though I wanted Bron Bron to pull it off. And he did, and I lost a bet. I really gotta start going with my gut. Roller coaster of a game, and I liked that Bron only had like something 17 points? The rest of the boys are starting to step up, which is good cause I'm sure King James' shoulders were getting a little tired... I don't see any way the Cavs win this series, but god damn would it make me happy if they did.

My productivity is low, and I blame this substance known as Jager. I am fairly sure they bottle Hitler's sweat in hell and that is what is in that green bottle. Whooo.

Home girl wins the National spelling bee....more on that HERE.

Feel-good story of the day for my boys in blue HERE.

Banny pitching today, and I have a good vibe for them starting out with him and ending the series with Zack. Struggling Meche in the middle, but he is up against Buehrle, so hopefully his ass is still stinging from that Pirates game. Shameless plug for my fave Pirates boy HERE.

HERE is a good Friday ender. Laugh it up. I love the Brett out the dugout like a pissed off chicken, although I have always loved Piniella.

Happy weekend, Bitches!!

It had to be shown...

2009-05-28T13:38:00.001-07:00

I know I already talked about it earlier, but I never turn down a chance to talk about the skip, and the side by side killed me....

Man, I hate Whitlock

2009-05-28T08:21:00.000-07:00

He absolutly doesn't know how to be positive about ANY situation, does he? Proof HERE.

Here is a question? Why would we go out and offer this guy a huge contract unproven? Yes, we have the money now to pay him, but we are gonna have it later as well. Why not let the guy see what he can do. Granted, it is even hard for me to be a super optimist with our O line-WR situation, but still. Cold feet, Whitty? What is exactly wrong with letting the boy prove himself?

I should just chuck it up to another submission in the Jason Whitlock haters club, but really as a Chiefs fan I am excited to see Cassel come. We all know there is work to be done with this club, but a solid front foundation has been laid, and I don't think we can snap fingers and expect everything to fall into place.

How many more damn days till football season, again?

Manny being Manny, and Mark Buckner....

2009-05-28T06:24:00.000-07:00

VOTE early, vote often, vote Royals.

Can I also say that in regards to the All-Star game, I love the fact that there is a possible Manny could come back from a suspension, to play in it a few days later. I did some research, and him being suspended on Day de Lupe, his suspension would be up, and I have seen nothing where Mr. Selig has any rule about him playing. Irony. It proves to me really fans are just not on the 'Roid witch hunt that the media has kinda lead... I figure this, he does his suspension, and his "debt to society" is paid. It is kinda like smoking pot in your 20's. You know a hell of a lot of people do it, but it never matters till someone gets popped with it, and a week later your all smoking it up together again. The game has changed, it has evolved....Shit, we know none of THESE guys juiced it up...but I don't think anyone is really hung up on the great 'Roids debate. We are going to continue to see players get slapped for it, and we will still go out to see 'em play 50 games later.

Royals...really? REALLY? Dropped it to the div leader 3-8 yesterday...Someone needs to explain simple math to Mark Teahen, who has actually been playing well. One homer isn't quite greater than a 3r error, where the ball goes through your legs like a co-rec game after a case of beer. Thank you, Mr. Buckner, Jr. Banny on the mound when the Sox come to town. I am ready for Sunday so I, and apparently the rest of the city can go watch Greinke pitch again.

I liked this amazing revelation about the skip..only cause I have a tiny crush on his facial hair...Check out his new semi-twinkie HERE.

I was gonna start a Jason Whitlock tirade, but I think it is actually its own post worthy....sooo...

ZacKKKKKKKK

2009-05-27T10:36:00.000-07:00

Greinke just keeps looking better and better. Pitched his 5th full game last night. He just continues to impress me and is looking smarter in outings. Gave no walks, 8k and 6 hits. That is just damn good ball chucking. Olivo should get some credit here, they have become quite the dynamic duo and Olivo is getting in the right positions and making the set ups that are making Greinke look good as well. Coco out with soreness...we are injury plagued...ugh. Maier comes in with the big bat though, and thank god...we win a damn game. I think a lot of people have shit to say about him pitching completes, already yelling burnout and overwork. I really don't see this as a problem, when he is watching his pitch count. If he can go out and throw a complete and keep it under 110-120 pitches, is that really different than some of our other guys coming out and throwing 6-7 innings and the same amt of balls? Greinke is just a smarter thrower right now. They threw up some stat last night that showed the lineup batting like .160 at the third through. That makes a point. Zack is taking note of the batters, and not only throwing quality stuff, but adapting and setting himself to command the game, not just go out there and throw till he gets relief.

Day game with Davies up. I really hope we can steal another game and make some ground up on Detroit. Hillman and his fine facial hair on a one game suspension for the asschewing he delivered on Monday....

Insert blah blah 'canes and Pens. I just hope Pens can win it all now....insert blah blah NBA...I am sad to see the season end for King James...and here is bit on Birdman I kiped HERE.

Back to the grind.

C4C

2009-05-27T06:51:00.000-07:00

For anyone who doesn't know what it is, go HERE to get the skinny....but yeah, amazing idea for such a good cause, and SUCH fun. Here is a short excerpt.

Yeah...she is a cute bitch sometimes....
Cups?? We don't need no stinkin cups. Champs do it like this.....Why does my thumb look freakishly large here though?
There is a penis joke in there somewhere....and she made hers bigger. The whore.

Why walk, riding in shopping carts seemed like a MUCH better Lupe idea.

All in all, it was a successful awesome time. Our sponsor Martin Law kicks ass, as well. So if you should ever find yourself in a skirmish with the cops, call them! (End shameless plug)

4-6

2009-05-26T14:49:00.000-07:00

In our last 10 games. I was holding on to the fact we might wait to self destruct till AFTER the All-Star break. Guess not so much. We did pick up the Sunday win to keep a Cards sweep at bay, but fuck me if we probably wont drop all three of the Detroit games.

Greinke pitching tonight. My fingers are crossed. I don't know what the hell is up, positional players all switching up. I just chose to trust in Trey. How can you think someone with a goatee THAT good doesn't know what he is doing??

I am fairly sure there is other sports shit going on, but I am too fucking tired to discuss. Brady practiced today I think. Wonder if the Bernard Pollard night sweats have subsided yet. I am damn ready for football to start.

Playing in a WSOP qualifier tomorrow. More on that...tomorrow. It is nappietime.....

NOOOOOOOOOOO...

2009-05-22T11:38:00.000-07:00

WOULD YOU MAKE OUT WITH THAT???

Eliza Dushku, could poss be my hottest girl of the moment. Her stock drops badly, if THIS is true.

Does anyone BUT me remember how bad the Celts were in the 90's. He just LOOKS like a giant d-bag...and was married to super hottie V. Williams...and cheated.

I will forever scratch my head at how some of the hottest girls end up with these guys. Ugh...

Really?

2009-05-22T08:18:00.000-07:00

The ESPN's MVP (most valuable puppet) thing is about the gayest thing I have witnessed. Now that I got THAT off my chest.

Malkin (Remember that kid who couldn't score in any series so far to save his life?) with a hat trick. I REALLY want Ward and 'canes to pull this off...but it is looking bleak. By the way I don't think I have lately mentioned my disdain for all things Pitt. I am glad also I never witnessed a hat trick in all my hockey watching. I really LIKE most of my hats.

I could again pretend to care about the NBA, but you all know I would be lying. So, instead Nugs are still in it, and gratuitous pictures of my favorite white man version of Rodman...

Oh...BIRDMAN!!

Yum.....

Number 5 says Sorry HERE, Greinke looked like some had come off yesterday, his heat was lacking and I am not sure Olivo was on with some of those set-ups...the boy throws 104 pitches in a full game, and then 103 in like 6. UGH!! Butler continues to hit well....Just let us get through the I-70 in good shape and I will stay positive.

My boy Sherron in the news, HERE.

In other news....I found the beer left over from my birthday, and its a long weekend. Score and Score. Off to go work more on the flip flop tan....

Ugh...

2009-05-21T09:55:00.000-07:00

Royals lose one last night, Meche didn't look poised, and Wright....well he got in trouble right off. The good news is I did work on my flip flop tan, the beer was cold, and I was still staggering around the parking lot listening to us ALMOST come back to win second night in a row.

Greinke pitching today, and I have seriously thought of any and every excuse to skate out and go, but no deal. Duty calls. I even tried Occular Rectitis. Can't see my ass staying at work.

I have always thought Carson Palmer a huge d-bag, but now he is talking shit on Chad Ochocinco. More on that HERE. I happen to like 85. So go get bent Palmer.

Nowitzki apparently likes the crazy bitches...more HERE.

Pens-Canes tonight...Please let Cam Ward play like a stud. Ovechkin names SN's NHL player of the Year. DUH..if you wanna read it go HERE.

Also for any of you who are missing college hoops already, I found THIS interesting. Tom Izzo? Hmm he can dance too...

Andddd...I'm spent!

Don't you guys go anywhere. I plan to put on a hitting display....

2009-05-20T08:11:00.000-07:00

RALLY RALLY RALLY!! So my boys rally with four runs in the ninth inning 'ginst the Tribe to pull off the most awesomeish win for a long time for KC, and of course I miss it! Royals win 6-5!!
I watched the first few innings of Banny try to bring it in, but gave up and went out for some fresh air, and go fucking figure. Maybe I should just stop watching games and we might start streaking again.

We are game back and Meche pitching tonight. He seems to struggle away but decent at home, and I am heading out to the party deck to keep my fingers crossed for him. Wings, beer and baseball. Yep, I love my life.

MNF....

2009-05-19T14:40:00.000-07:00

First Madden, now Kornheiser announced he will step down from MNF. Of course expected to replace him is Gruden. Really...I hate Gruden. More on this HERE.

As long as Jaws stays on board, I can be okay with this, and only hope for some good Gruden temper tantrum BS.

Yeah..I am aware...

2009-05-18T19:29:00.000-07:00

I have been slacking bigtime. I turned 30 and had all kinds of excitement that's been a touch distracting.

Hmm..Royals dropped too many games. Pitching looks rough, and we aren't hitting like we were. That basically catches that up. Currently watching Yanks win 6th straight without Rivera..impressive. Pens get first of series tonight as well... More to come I promise!

A few houskeeping items...

2009-05-06T08:19:00.000-07:00

First, my boy Zack is up for the Pepsi clutch something mumble bs something...go vote for him HERE.

There is a good chance I will be MIA for a few days. Birthday de Lupe is nothing to fuck around with. There will most likely need to be a recovery period. Especially after the find of the day, which is Jim Beam and Ginger Ale. Like already in a can...mixed and READY TO GO. It must have been handed down from God himself. I am still in afuckingmazement!

Ponson with the start tonight, and I hope this boy can finally get a win. We seem to be rolling, here of late....I am cited for Thurs tho. Sweeny got picked by the Mariners, so I hope to at least see him DH....and then to see Griffey Jr. play...well, I have always had some adoration for him as a player. EXCITED!! Everyone look for 10 drunk ass bitches on tv...that will be us.

Game 3 of Pens-Caps tonight...I think Caps win this one and shore up the series. But, hey, what the hell do I know.

A few randoms...

2009-05-05T18:21:00.000-07:00

On my favorite designated drinking holiday....cuz its sprinkling and I'm inspired.

Ribs < Carne Asada with grilled onions and lossa red peppers...

PBR < Sol with a shot of Patron in the neck

Sox < Royals, even tho we are behind in the 4th...they can't lose on Cinco for fucks sakes, half the teams last name is Pena!

Speaking of, B Pena clears waivers and is sent to triple A. Pena (the non hitting one) will most prob have hand surgery...and I hope that traitor Dye strikes out...
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Happy Cinco de Drinko!!

2009-05-05T06:58:00.000-07:00

I have always loved Cinco. I guess its the Lupe in me. I still don't have a Cinco that has been topped over the one I spent with Whore, full of golf...pork burritos...stealing huge margarita stirrers...leg humping fake Mexicans...and arguing with a flight attendant that I was in fact drunk, but def not TOOO drunk to get on the plane.

As a huge fan of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", I have this tendency to walk in somewhere and say HEYYYYYOOOO BITCHES. But, I think this week it is gonna be, 6-0000000 BITCHES!! Man, Greinke is pitching phenomenally!!! He becomes only the third Royal to go 6-0 in their first six games of the season. For the inquiring minds, it was Saberhagen in 1987, and Jose Lima in 2003. Lima won seven before losing. I really don't know much what else to say about the Royals other than I am just thrilled all around with how we are playing....Seriously can not freaking wait for Thursday.

Caps lead series 2-0 with it going back to Pitt tomorrow night. Malkin scoreless in 5 games..proving if he can't score, they can't win. Even Sid the kid can't carry the whole team. Fleury not playing like his amazing ass self either.

Welcome home A-Gord...

2009-05-04T18:30:00.000-07:00

Royals up 3 and watching and flipping back and forth. Forgot how much I love Phineas and Ferb. Freaking funny!
Gordon back in KC today from his surgery in CO. Greinke pitching again tonight...damn I hope he goes 6-0.
Tonight, I have somehow in a weird way determined I value my friends over the promise of a steak dinner at the Majestic. Funny how convos develop cause I never thought about even comparing the two. But then the person running the comparison was kinda fucking stupid, and I have some fucking kick ass friends.
Also, a little side note for anyone who reads...I laugh at myself more than anyone and can take a lot, but if you sign posts anonymous and don't have nuts to sign names to what you have to say, well...they don't get published. Hey...I get to make the rules here, it is the perks of Lupeland!!

I want a damn theme song like Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. That might be fucking sweet!

Blogging from bed....

2009-05-04T10:19:00.000-07:00

unfortunately it might be my death bed. I still have the death rattle cough going on, and am starting to get pissed at the fact I could possibly be sick on my mother fucking birthday. Hopefully a little Cinco de Drinko celebration will kill whatever I am fighting and I will be good to go.

In kick ass news, I found out that my friend Munch might push her kid out on my birthday. That would be rather sweet. I told her if that happens, she must name it Lupe, Jr. I honestly cant think of another person I share a birthday with.

Royals pick up 2 more in Minnesota, and are really playing fucking good. Pena on the Dl with a broken hand bone. This does not sadden me. Sometimes I really struggle trying to figure out what he is even doing here anyways...the boy can not hit.

[Pretend a game recap goes here] Yeah, sorry...just don't feel like it today. Excited that I will get to see Banny pitch on Thurs. He is the probable anyways.

Caps take the lead in the series. Malkin has not scored in like 4 games. Hmm...I think everyone can hype Sid the Kid all they want but if Malkin cant generate, this will be a short series.

Weekend tide over...

2009-05-01T13:35:00.000-07:00

It is old news, but still one of my favorite laughs. Could not get it to embed or whatever, so the link to listening to GB talk about shitting his pants, HERE. I find it good to have a sense of humor when talking about crapping your pants.

Also former Royal slugger Matt Stairs with a great comment on WHY he likes to hit those homers...

Did any of you watch TWIB as a kid? Damn I miss watching those bloopers... All you bitches have a good weekend!

Lupe el Wrongo as well...

2009-05-01T12:58:00.000-07:00

Fuck me in the goat ass...someone smarter than me pointed out my obvious faux pas on previous post...NiQuil was Dennis Leary not George Carlin. Maybe I just have ingested enough that I don't remember the difference.

Exhibit A

Lupe el Sicko...

2009-05-01T10:36:00.000-07:00

I am still fucking sick and miserable, so your not gonna be getting much out of me today. I am still holding strong that Red Bull, NiQuil and vitamin C can cure everything.....On a related note, I can never say NiQuil without hearing George Carlin saying ni BIG FUCKING Q uil... and then, really can you even say Carlin without spouting the 7. Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cock, Mother Fucker and Tits. I never understood tits..but hey. Why argue with a great.

First off, if you have not done so, GO VOTE on the All-Star ballot, like HERE. Otherwise, if your favorite player don't make it, don't whine and bitch.

Royals in MN all weekend before they come back for a week home stand which includes my birthday!! Soria is scheduled to be back...which I am happy for. Hitting is def coming on for us, and if we can get pitching shored up, I think it might be a damn good year. 0-3 Ponson, my favorite new smooth criminal is pitching tonight, and hopefully he can pull a W for his growing ERA. Checking current rotation, it is looking highly unlikely I will get to see Davies or Greinke pitch on my special day. Apparently, McClure didn't get the memo.

If I can not have to be pouring beers for THIS, I am so gonna be watching! Also any Mike and Mike fans, THIS be for you, also proving there are some things us girls are tougher at...cuz waxing your coochie hurts a HELL of a lot worse than your leg.

ESPN finally gets the memo....

2009-05-01T07:26:00.000-07:00

that most of us KC folks have been trying to circulate for a long time. Jason Whitlock is a DICK.

Jerk off, race baiter, cramming opinion asshole has finally been released from ESPN and apparently found a new gig with AOL Sports. More on that, and his fat ass on a couch HERE.

I have absolutely hated seeing him as the voice of KC sports for so long. I don't think there has been an article he has written in the last 2 years that absolutely has not appalled me and made me shake my head, this guy NEVER has anything positive to say! Case in point HERE. Granted, out teams have struggled for years, but damn... In case he has not crawled out from behind that rock, wait BOULDER for his HUGE FAT ASS, Royals are division leaders, 4 of our bats at .300 or better with quite a few right at that mark...Greinke with an outstanding season, yet he chooses to report why we need to bring a character like Bonds to our organization?

I wish the Star could get on board with this anti-Whitlock thing. Maybe we can clone another Joe P. Love you Mr. Ponaski.

Being sick sucks...

2009-04-30T09:37:00.000-07:00

but if one more person in my office asks about my symptoms and then says "ohhh I bet you have swine flu", I might fucking go off. Bitches, this ain't anything a few doses of the NiQuil and Jager can't fix.

I got nothing really...I blame the way I feel. Royals afternoon game today if it quits fucking raining. Davies is pitching.

Cassel has been donned #7 for the season. Hopefully we will get to actually see the number and the O line can keep him off his back. For a cool rundown of great QB's by numbers, check THIS. And after reading, I had to laugh at the visual imagery I always have of McMahon, which is always my second pick for 80's douche only following THIS GUY.

Okay, let us all share a laugh at this kids expense...

Through...

2009-04-29T21:10:00.000-07:00

the rain, Greinke still logs a record, as his team comes together to give the boy his 5th season win and despite giving up runs his ERA goes to .5 on the season.

Offense was smokin hot with Billy Butler, finally back to that hitting potential we know the fat kid has, logging two home runs and a double for four RBIs. He looked pretty flippin good with four hits and scored four runs as well... But it wasn't just Butler alone with the superman cape. Mark Teahen with a two run homer. Cutie Mike Aviles had a two run triple and a double. Coco Crisp and Alberto Callaspo each had two doubles. Mike Jacobs and Willie Bloomquist each had two hits. That's a lot of damn action at the plate.

Glad to see the boys step up and make sure Zack got to log the W still even though he gave up runs.

We now three way for the division once again and back to putting it to the Bluebirds in a day game tomorrow.

And so....

2009-04-29T19:13:00.000-07:00

It ends....but what a damn good run Zack!! And fat kid Butler with the hot bat....yay!

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It needs to be documented, in media format...

2009-04-29T13:36:00.000-07:00

JUST in case it truly does happen.

Any of you who know the tallish whore and I, know we both have a slight jaded edge and can be pretty rough and tumbly. But we are both huge believers in the whole karma, fate, destiny, things for a reason type of thought process. And that good luck falls back on you when you put good things out there. Pay it forward types of shit. Today, I had a situation like that and it could make me a millionaire. I just wanted to put it up, in case it happens, I can say "told ya so" BEFORE I say"everybody on the boat, and take your clothes off".

I stopped to get a red bull, and see this truck pull up beside. Guy with no shirt got out and I could smell the boozie smell radiating off him. I smiled that "ugh, I been there, buddy" smile at him and walked in the store. I am walking back to the cooler and hear the clerk telling him no way can he be in there or buy anything with no shirt so I see him head out, all head down and dejected looking. I walk out and he is just kinda standing there, and he says something about not being able to believe those people or something. So I ask him if he doesn't have any kind of shirt in his truck, and he just looks at me and shakes his head no. I got in the back of my car (everyone knows I usually have all kinds of shit in there) and had a ratty T shirt I had in there from a possible going from work to the cages outing. I hand it to him and he starts telling me how great of a person I am. Uh okay..its a shirt. He is freaking so he hands me this crinkled dollar bill and gives me this spill about he feels like he should give me something for my help. I just nod. Decide to walk back in and buy a power ball ticket with my wadded up dollar.

If that ain't good karma, I don't know what is.

Caps....

2009-04-29T10:17:00.000-07:00

or as I would like to refer to it as, the only hockey I care about anymore.

Besides Flyers hockey, there isn't a lot I follow regularly other than teams that players I like play for. Since my favorite enforcer Downey didn't get the call back up from Red Wings, my pennant now gets waved for the Caps for the rest of the playoffs for Ovechkin. Plus they kinda go into that category of "anyone who is gonna beat the everliving dog shit out of the Pens" YAYAYA GO CAPS!

I actually think this is going to be the series of the Cup to watch. Already some bad blood between the teams with Semin's comments on Sid the Kid. And let us not forget that little punch throwing incident with Malkin and Ovechkin although there has been rumor that the two have made nice since. I still think the dynamic of it all should make for an amazing game tonight. Pens coming off the Flyers win, and Caps playing solid and taking game 7 even without their star wing scoring. If Ovechkin gets hot again, I see the Caps taking the series in 6.

And as if I needed another reason to dislike Pitt folk, honest to god truth, I am watching Game 7 of the Caps last night and some douchebag in a Pens jersey (might I add, in a new style jersey but with Lemieux on it...uh did Lemieux ever wear a new style of jersey?) Strike one...comes right up to me, and says "Ovechkin is not as good as Crosby and never will be". So of course, I ask..prey tell WHY he thought that. Strike two for starting a conversation with a statement like that... And then, well...he strikes himself out lookin....."Because Crosby is AMERICAN!!" He proclaims. Oh reeeeally, you just went from douchebag to KING OF DOUCHEBAGS. Cus, well last time I checked, Nova Scotia was in CANADA?? Did they get annexed? Did no one tell me? Where is the memo? Yeahhhh.....

This makes me happy!!

2009-04-29T07:01:00.000-07:00

Royals drop it last night 8-1 to the Jays. Meche seemed to struggle the whole damn game and is said to be experiencing that back tightness again. Ugh...basically this game just looked UGLY!

Soria is throwing balls again, but still no word on when he will actually return.

More exciting is Mr. SI Cover, Zack on the mound tonight....and in case you have been under a rock, this boy is 4-0, 0.00 ERA. The boy has pitched 29 scoreless innings, this season and hasn't given up an earned run in his last 43 innings, going back to last year. SWOON! He is the first Royal to grace the cover of an SI in season since Bo "KNOWS" Jackson all the way back in 1989. SI is donning him "The Best Pitcher in Baseball" . Not too shabby Zackiepooh!! If I had nuts, I would give my right one to go watch this boy pitch tonight. If you wanna read more about this...go HERE.

Oh Shit...almost that time!

2009-04-28T14:08:00.000-07:00

It happens every year bout this time. It has become a Whore/Lupe event of epic porportion.

It is known as the days de Lupe.

We first kick off the celebration with Cinco, then 2 days later the magic thing as Birthday de Lupe happens. This year the number is 30. It makes for a good few days of being drunk bitches, as we do with record form. The usual tradition is tailgating or eating out, a Royals game and then some general stumbling around. And who are we to break tradition, really? Even though this big dirty 30 birthday falls on a Thursday, some down ass friends are actually burning the vacation to accompany me to my drunken special day outing!! While we are busy assembling our outing packs of grills, washer game, yard beer, protective headwear, duct tape, and bail money and our lawyers are writing the disclaimer that comes in 12 languages and now braile...please, let us take a moment to visit days de Lupe of years past:

"Ohh..the ballpark/Drunk Bitch hugs mascot/Drunk Bitch points out the obvious foul pole/Drunk Bitch pole bends to show the rip in her pants/Drink Bitch climbs pole, with proper safety helmet/Drunk Bitch gets a little help humping the concrete divider. "

Can I say how ABSOLUTLY excited that this year for my birthday, is School Day at the K. I wonder how many innocent childeren will be scarred for life by the antics?

So..it begs the question...

2009-04-28T12:07:00.000-07:00

If THEY are splitting the cover, are they splitting the curse?

I will miss Madden. TurDukHen will never be the same!

Burnt out Tuesday....

2009-04-28T10:52:00.000-07:00

It is never good when your Tuesday feels worse than your Monday, ugh.

Today could be the most uneventful day in sports for me.

NBA playoffs, don't really care.

NHL Playoffs, will watch and pray for the Capitals tonight just for Ovechkin, and hopes he will do something awesome....

2 strikes, here's the high inside fastball...uh I mean Royals rundown...

W at the K last night 7-1, with Banny looking damn good for most of his 7 innings. His offspeed is starting to look like the BB of 2007....and with him, Meche, Zack and the Ponson we saw on Sunday, I think we might be on to something here.

Guillen with two bashes in the game, Olivo with a blam over right, and other hitting stats worth noting are Callaspo's two singles gave him a 10-game hitting streak (16-for-36, .471) and Bloomquist's triple, was his second extra-base hit. Last year with Seattle, Bloomquist had just one extra-base knock all season.

Keep up the good work, boys...

In other random news and events, check out THIS, THIS, and THIS. The last one makes me shake my head and say, REALLY?? REEEEALLY?

Get well soon!!

2009-04-27T18:52:00.000-07:00

A Gord...you are missed already. As everyone knows, my next ex Alex under went surgery on his hip on friday....he is expected out 10-12 weeks. Sigh....

Teahen was talked about being traded in off season and now becomes the Bill Pecota of playing everywhere we need em.

Just remember, baba, if you got any owwies, give momma Lupe a call!
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I know I am a posting BITCH..today..

2009-04-27T15:02:00.000-07:00

But I just wanted to throw this us, with 2 confirmed cases in Kansas.

CDC on Swine Flu

My public service work here is done.